Uh huh.
So it's like this...
the universe fuckin' came through!

To those of you who doubted the awesome powers of the universe (too many of you to name individually)...you're fuckin' dumb wads (and don't bother posting a comment about how this is just a fluke, or I will hunt you down and cut you).
Yup. Just when I thought I was gonna have to pose as a "college student" and get a job stripping, the universe presents me with a great surprise.

Two, count 'em two messages about jobs. Dudes, I almost peed myself I was so happy.

I've left return messages and now I'm just waiting to see what happens now.
Wooo.

Oh, and thanks to those kick ass friends o' mine who secretly knew that something good would come of my grovelling to the powers that be (yes, I am a bad Catholic...I didn't ask Gawd, but I figure I was asking for something selfish so why not piss off the big guy fully and go elsewhere?).

I have more to report, but I'm freakin' exhausted. Been up since the crack of ass, and frankly, my bed looks wicked comfy from this angle.